A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, it's your air freshener!"
