What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds.
How many blonds did it take to change the lightbulb?
5, one to hold the lightbulb, 4 to turn the room around.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."
Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet
Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What do you call a blond with a high IQ?
A golden retriever.